Chuck-Chuck Versus Nacho Sampler
Chuck must balance training Hannah at the Buy More with protecting his own asset, but Sarah and Casey aren’t sure he’s ready and keep intervening. Devon is forced to lie when Ellie starts asking questions about Chuck. Meanwhile, Morgan, Jeff and Lester try to learn more about Hannah.

-AHHAH two geeks in a pod.
-DAMN they know how to work Sarah s looks.
-Morgan has comics in his office! What makes it even better is the office is a broom closet.
-Well I wish I can say I was 100% about there being a portable Intersect  but I WAS!!! Just not in the form I guessed it would be.
-Damn Casey is one scary dude.
-How can you not like this show?
-Sarah should have walked away when Chuck said “I’m a spy.” It would have more of an impact.

Heroes-The Wall
While Peter tries to save Sylar based on his precognitive vision of Emma, Lauren goes after Samuel.

-Pete is right Slyar is nothing like Nate because Slyar would never drive drunk.
-Loved the flash backs on Noha, really gives him some depth.
-Sam is more and more like Magneto with every ep.
-Glad this ep didn’t have to much Pete in it.
-Piss that that didn’t show Lauren in her bra. She’s very pretty.

House-Moving the Chains
The team disagree on how to treat a pro football player who wants to be cured in time to complete in the NFL tryouts. Meanwhile, Foreman’s brother Marcus pays him a visit.

-That was a sight to see: Taub and Darrel standing next to each other.
-Orlando Jones of Mad TV fame was a guest this ep.
-”It means he doesn’t need football anymore to get a good job.” What a fucking line that was.
-Lucas is like a younger nicer House.
-That solider is a fucking puss.

The Big Bang Theory-The Einstein Approximation
Sheldon ends up working with Penny at The Cheesecake Factory to help solve a physics problem.

-Oh my god the ball pit part was gut busting, I wondering how long it took to do that scene. I know if it were me in there I would have a hell of a time not laughing my ass off.
-Dude who plays Sheldon does crazy very well.
-The chick who voices Lisa from The Simpsons was in this ep.
-Yes I still want to bone Penny like it’s my job.

Modern Family-Moon Landing
Claire is upset to find that her friend Valerie is better than her. In the meantime Mitchell helps Gloria with legal issues and Jay had a hard time in the locker room.

-I don’t know what’s funnier moon landing or splash down.
-Mimi Driver was a guest on this ep.
-This may very well be line of the season: “You know how in a fairy tale there’s always a potion that makes the princess fall asleep and then the guys start kissing her? Well, this is like that except you don’t wake up in a castle — you wake up in a frat house with a bad reputation.” Phil’s response to Alex when she asks what Jägermeister is.
-This was really one of the funniest eps so far.

Human Target-Sanctuary
Chance is assigned to save John Grey, a former criminal as he hides in the Canadian Appalachian mountains.

-God damn Jackie Earle Haley stole the show at the very last possible sec.
-This ep wasn’t the best but it did have holy items as weapons.
-John teaching monks about comic books is something I can get behind.
-Really thought Guerrero went bad when he broke into Chances place.

Bones-The Devil in the Details
Booth and Brennan examine disfigured remains that oddly relate to biblical text. They discover that the victim was a patient at a sanitarium, and have trouble sorting through the list of suspects they uncover.

-Looks like Bones will be returning that Puris she’s driving.
-Why’d he have to dog Hellboy like that?
-Damn she got slammed!
-What an ep this was.

Fringe-Jacksonville
When the sole survivor of a building demolished by an earthquake in downtown Manhattan proves to be from the other Earth, Walter leads the team to Jacksonville, the source of a related experiment that he and William conducted years ago. Now only Olivia and the secrets of her past can prevent another catastrophe.

-Walter and his innocents.
-I want a pair of those glasses that Walter had.
-I like these AltWorld eps.
-Walter has a happy dance!
-I know she’s not the one (Neo) because she can act.
-She looks really good with her hair down like that.
-I knew it was only a matter of time before Olivia saw Peters glimmer.

Supernatrual-The Song Remains the Same
The angels send Anna back in time to kill John  and Mary Winchester before they can conceive Sam knowing that if Sam was never born then Lucifer won’t be able to use him as his vessel. Castiel sends Sam and Dean back to 1978 so they can stop Anna, and the two brothers are reunited with their parents. Mary recognizes Dean as a hunter since he visited her in the past once before but tries to keep the truth from John.

-Nice opening.
-What beautiful car and the symbolism is not lost on me.
-Man Cas has got to see more movies.
-Damn Angels die freaking sweetly.
-I though it was God who was entering John.
-Pretty good ep.

Community- Romantic Expressionism
When Annie starts hanging out with Britta’s ex-boyfriend Vaughn, Britta and Jeff vow to protect her. Meanwhile, Pierce feels left out at Troy and Abed’s movie night.

-Oh my god I so want someone to make Kick Puncher
-”I can hear her armpit hair growing from here.” Oh man that was really funny for some reason.
-HAHAHAHAHAHAH “I have the weirdest boner.”
-Damn Britta was fine as fuck today and that skirt she was wearing tasty.
-They are really playing up Britta bod and I want more of it.

Grey’s Anatomy-State of Love and Trust
Derek faces his first big challenge as interim chief when Meredith and Bailey’s patient awakens mid-surgery and the impending lawsuit threatens the hospital. Alex returns to Pediatrics, where he is tested by Arizona, while Teddy refuses to let Cristina on her service. Meanwhile, Mark continues to ignore a heartbroken Lexie.

-Oh fuck she was awake. I wonder how often shit like that really happens. It’s got to play some games on all the minds in the room.
-I might take the early retirement if I was Webber.
-HAHAHA “Hot Cross Buns.”
-Is it messed up that I wanted blood to squirt all over Alex’s face when he opened up the kid?
-Oh so we may get Webber back.

Private Practice-Shotgun
Addison and Cooper are counseling a couple who must pick a child to save with their newborn’s cord blood. Meanwhile Dink wants to marry Maya.

-Dinks’ got some balls.
-Man that is one hell of a tough choice to have to make. Save one and let one die. Not gonna compare it to Sophies Choice I think that’s to easy.
-Vi is wearing a snuggie WTF?
-I think this is the first time this show has made me a bit misty eyed.
-Dink is 15 on the show but dude looks like he’s 24.

Smallville-Absolute Justice
A man named Sylvester asks Chloe and her team of superheroes for help but ends up getting attacked and killed. Clark is led to former headquarters of the Justice Society of America where he meets up with Dr. Fate, Hawkman, and Star Girl. Later on, Clark, John Jones, Green Arrow, and Chloe team up to help the JSA stop the killer before he murders someone else in the group. Meanwhile, Lois receives a package from a mysterious agency called Checkmate.

-I will not be reviewing this as a TV show this but instead a movie.
-It’s two hours long and one of my fav shows so that is why I am doing it.