The following is ripped right from www.nbc.com In “Mockingbird Lane,” sweet little Eddie Munster (Cook) is a normal kid about to enter the horrors of puberty. The truth is, he’s about to discover that, for him, becoming a teenager means growing hair in truly unexpected places – as in all over his body – every time the moon is full! Eddie’s got it pretty good though. His loving, supportive, run-of-the-mill family includes his mom Lily (de Rossi), the daughter of Dracula, his dad Herman (O’Connell), who brings new meaning to “Frankenstein,” and Grandpa (Izzard), who would give Dracula a run for his money if he weren’t actually Dracula! Of course, there’s creepy cousin Marilyn (Wakefield), who’s really the odd one because she’s so completely normal.
Buying a house these days is a nightmare, so Herman and Lily are shocked that no one scooped up the rambling Victorian mansion at 1313 Mockingbird Lane that was the site of a series of grisly hobo murders. Settling into their new place, they’re quickly onto the mission at hand: to gently ease Eddie into the reality of his werewolf adolescence. But it’s not always so easy to accept that your child is a little “different” from the rest of the kids. Meanwhile, Herman, who works as a funeral director, is suffering from a heart condition. Since he’s made up mostly of spare parts, he knew his makeshift heart would eventually give out. No worries though, because Grandpa, who is pretty good at procuring body parts, is on the case. All Herman cares about is finding a new heart with the same capacity to love Lily as much as he has for so many decades.
Shock. Shocked at how much I enjoyed this one. Shocked at the production value of this special. Shocked that I kinda hope it get’s picked up. For those that don’t know, this was going to be a weekly show for the fall but then NBC wasn’t sure so they said it would be a mid season replacement but once again they weren’t sure so they decided to air it as a Halloween special. Fear not those that wish this would turn into an ongoing series for that it got very respectful ratings and many are wondering if this is going to be a backdoor pilot.
As far as ratings go it pulled in 5.4 million viewers and a 1.5 in the outdated Nielsen rating system;it placed third in it’s time slot. Spot #1 was NCIS with 7.4 million viewers. Spot #2 was Shark Tank with 6.7 million viewers.So as you can the viewership is there for a pick up. To help you understand why I think it may get picked up I’ll use another show on NBC,Grimm.Grimm pulled in 6 million viewers last night and hovers around that mark so it’s not out of left field to think that it may get picked up even though NBC said “No” twice now. The only thing that I can see stopping them from making it an ongoing is the budget. The special had to be costly,the effects were well done and only a few times looked cheap. They used some large CG elements and what looked to be full on practical body suit or two.
I was very impressed by the portrayal of Grandpa by Eddie Lzzard. It wasn’t anything like the Grandpa from the series this show is trying to reboot. In the old show Grandpa was loving and a fun family member who was always getting to “trouble” for helping out and what not. In this one, Grandpa is like that mean friend you have;you know he’s mean and means 97% of what comes out of his mouth but you’re still friends with that person because they’re there for you and they only want whats good for ya. He’s condescending,arrogant and from what was said,sounds like a drunk. And if you’re wondering,he gets drunk off of blood. Almost forgot, Eddie looks like he’s having so much fun with the role. Even though he’s meant to be the darkest of the characters it’s hard not to see him as one that enjoys what he’s doing. I don’t know if that was meant to be or if he just couldn’t hide it as well as people would like but I loved it and it made liking the character a bit more easy.
Marilyn is played by Charity Wakefield who much like Grandpa plays her different than what was originally done. In the original show,best to be memory,Marilyn was a smart and caring sister like character. In this take,while she by no means comes off dumb she does come off a bit dense and overly perky. Not going to lie,if she wasn’t so freaking hot she would be my least favorite character.
Eddie,who is my least favorite character is played by Mason Cook. The reason why he’s my least liked is that he just seems way to cool for school. In the 60′s version,Eddie was a normal-ish carefree boy who just happened to be a werewolf. In this one he seems to carry the weight of the world on his shoulders and has a slight air of superiority to him.
Herman,who’s played by Jerry O’Connell is almost nothing like what he was on The Munsters. He doesn’t crack corny jokes,he doesn’t go out of his way to make his family happy and he doesn’t have the damn laugh! I hate to say it but Jerry plays Herman much like he does all his other roles. While I like him in other roles,he really should have tried something different here.
Lilly,played by Portia de Rossi was in my view the closest interpretation this show has to the original set of characters. The only thing that I would say is different is just how much visual emotion that she shows. I like and it works well.
The dialogue over all was well written and quite different in tone for each character. The banter that occurs in one scene is priceless and shows the writer enjoys what he’s doing.
So to sum it all up,the acting was for the most part good,the characterizations are different but similar to the originals,the effects for a one hour show were out of this world and the writing was smart and real. All that makes for a very watchable show and hopefully NBC comes to this realization and picks the show up for a full season or at least tests the waters with a few more eps. If you haven’t already,go watch the show.
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After House traumatizes a fifth-grade class with explicit medical stories during Career Day, he’s sent to the principal’s office and two students offer him relationship advice.
-That old later seems like a hard-ass.
-HAHAH House is benched!
-WHAT THE FUCK!? Did he just ask “who put sand in her vagina?” to an elementary school kid? Yes he did and that’s messed up.
-Love the reenactment of the Pulp Fiction scene!
-Pulp Fiction is old? God damn I’m old then.
-God I want more eps like this one (I’m only 8mins in and I’m loving it.) Good writing.
-Well you can tell someone in that class doesn’t use the internet.
-Wow even House knew what he said there was wrong. Calling a 8-10 year old a tease is something new for this show.
-12mins in and I really can not stop laughing. This ep is funnier than most comedies on TV right now.
-What in the hell is with the big gun? I’m calling this ep the best of the season.
-Aww movie kid couldn’t name that movie. Shit I can’t either.
-Those are some on point kids on the bench with House.
-House is a slob it seems.
-Nice pic of the docs wife.
-AHAH House got into a shove match.
-BTW the teacher was damn good looking.
Chuck-Chuck Versus the Masquerade
Valentine’s Day is interrupted when Chuck and the team are sent on a mission to England to protect a reclusive young heiress, Vivian McArthur. Meanwhile, Casey gets an offer from the mysterious Jane Bentley. Back at home, Ellie and Awesome find an unlikely solution to a parenting problem, as Morgan ponders a big move.
-The start seemed like a bad soap opera.
-I actually like Love Actually.
-LOL that’s some messed up tantric.
-AHHAHA the wings were a bit much.
-Aww Casey should have gone after Morgan. He has grow as as a person it would seem.
-I bet she has been to those parties.
-That mask really sets off Sarahs’ eyes.
-I can’t place where I’ve seen Vivian before and it’s bugging me….Wait I think it’s the chick from The Rise of Taj.
-OK that was a good plan. I’d prob watch her breast feed.
-I don’t think she could hang if it was a mission.
-Those are not toys! OK they are but they aren’t.
-I liked the metaphor of Hon and Chewiee used for Chuck and Morgan.
-LOL Chuck just went all Gym Kata on those two dudes.
-Don’t really care about the Volkoff angle but I am looking forward to the new Casey angle.
-I checked and Vivian is the main chick from The Rise of Taj.
Glee-Blame It on the Alcohol
At the school, Principal Figgins is worried about underage drinking and the glee club becomes involved in the program. However Coach Beiste and Will have some fun together.
-Giggle juice? God that is a shitty name for booze.
-No song should ever be about a head band unless you are Weird Al.
-What the fuck is Kurt wearing? For that matter what in the hell is Rachel wearing? God damn those are some ugly ass clothes during the party scene.
-Dumb Girl can sit on me any day or the week.
-Dumb Girl looks good in the pink bra.
-Damn gay dude got up into that!
-Panda Hair tea?
-Beiste sure knows how to pack a lunch.
-Beiste should not sing.
-Rachel doesn’t seem the Hag type.
-My dingle always tingles when I see Dumb Girl do the splits.
-That composite shot of Will in his class was horrible.
-Wow Emma looked turned on.
-Can’t recall Sues mini mes’ name but that ringing of the hmmm xylophone reminds me of Grease.
Erica seeks revenge against Anna with a mission in Hong Kong. Tyler just might be useless to Anna after she discovers his phosphorus levels aren’t high enough. An alliance between Lisa and Diana is forged.
-Lisa needs to breed with me. You know without all the possibilities of kids.
-I’m hoping that Joshua is playing Anna.
-Never had chicken feet before I want to try them sometime.
-They should have taken the money as well.
-Those didn’t look like any nanites that I’ve ever seen before.
-OK from 945-948 was the good part of the ep.
No Ordinary Family-Proposal
Jim feels guilty after his actions inadvertently injure a bystander. The Watcher proposes to Katie, Chris steals the trilsettum serum and injects it into his crippled father, and Mr. Litchfield forces JJ to join the academic decathlon team.
-I am no longer going to do talking points for this show. I will watch it so if anyone wants to talk about it just leave a comment and I will reply.
Modern Family-Regrets Only
After Phil and Claire have a huge argument, which Phil knows nothing about, Gloria councils Phil and Jay deals with Claire. Meanwhile, Cameron is working diligently on a fundraiser and enlists the help of Mitchell and Luke, and Jay buys Gloria a karaoke machine.
-Claire looks like she has sex hair.
-Someone arrest Gloria;she is killing my ears.
-AHHAHAH Jay, you just said what most straight men want to say to her.
-God damn those tits are jaw droopingly big in that cheetah shirt Gloria is wearing.
-What won’t see kill you over?
-Manny had the best line and it was at the end of the ep.
Community-Intro to Political Science
Greendale prepares for the Vice President’s visit. Dean Pelton organizes the first student elections, putting Annie against Jeff, Leonard and Star Burns. Meanwhile, Abed develops a friendship with special agent Robin Vohlers.
-Oh man the dean needs to tan his legs.
-Eliza Coupe looks good even with her face covered up (Agent Vohlers) but I wish she was a bit meaner like when she was in “Scrubs”.
-I want side adventurers.
-All that for a pencil?
-Cat food and dish soap…..experiment time!
The Big Bang Theory-The Toast Derivation
Realizing Leonard is the center of the gang, Sheldon seeks to form a new group of friends of which he can be the center.
-I want a whole ep with the letter M not being used.
-Well he does have the body of an Elf.
-I hope they show what else is in the goodie bag.
-Holy Moly! I so want to yell that the next I have happy adult fun time.
-I’ve seen a chick use a toothbrush and not on her teeth.
-LeVar Burton was on “Community” last week and this week he’s on this show. Maybe next week we will see him on “No Ordinary Family”
Outsourced-Take This Punjab and Shove It
When one of the call center workers quits, Todd is excited to have the opportunity to hire a new employee.
-LOL #1 mom in output.
-Neat transfer effect with the pics turning into Toods’ face.
-”Spencers’” chick there is hot.
-This was actually a pretty funny ep.
Grey’s Anatomy-Not Responsible
Meredith must choose between her fertility treatments and her eyesight when she begins having trouble seeing, Mark makes it clear to Callie and Arizona that he takes his role as father-to-be very seriously, and April discovers there’s more to Dr. Stark than first appears.
-Don’t all tubs cover knees and boobs?
-God I got to get with the hot O.B doc;she things that is nine inches? I would be a god to her then!
-That kid should get those moles checked out.
-Oh that’s messed up about the C.F thing and dating.
-Stark is making House look like a nice guy. who thought those words would ever have been put to e-print?
-LOL Alex stealing the fires.
-Revoke his lungs.
-The fresh lungs look like steak.
-Shit, Stark showed some heart.
-AHHA bi dream come true.
Private Practice-Two Steps Back
Couples therapy reveals secrets that Charlotte and Copper must deal with, whereas Violet needs approval from her fellow doctors when it’s revealed that her novel will make everyone’s personal lives public. Meanwhile, Sheldon’s patient claims multiple personalities, and Sam and Naomi’s patient is a teenager with Down ‘s syndrome who’s pregnant.
-Good for Pete telling Vi the truth.
-Hey that looks like Supergirl herself (Helen Slater and she’s holding up well.)
-Cool the chick who play Paris from “Gilmore Girls” is gusting on this ep and yes I use to watch “Gilmore Girls” it was a decent show.
-HAHAH Gina is bitching!
-I would enjoy hearing Sister Shepherd fake it. Yes I am a perv.
-Sexual Leftovers is now a nickname I want to have!
-Damn it, how big is Sheldon?
Due to a gift from Zatanna, Lois and Clark lose their memories of their respective bachelorette/bachelor parties. As they trace their steps, Clark realizes he may have robbed an armored car, and Lois discovers she stole memory from an eccentric casino owner.
-That is not a good dress for Lois.
-And so this shows take on The Hangover starts.
-It looks like Z has been wiping minds long before I.C. That bitch.
-Yeah the Doc looks like an Evils fan.
-I hope Tess isn’t wearing 70′s style anywhere else other than on her body…..hmmm I’m talking about 70′s bush.
-He had the keys all along?
-HA, it’s not his area anymore.
-You know I watch a lot of animal shows and I don’t think I’ve ever seen a lemoore (I hope that’s spelled closed enough;I can’t find the RIGHT way to spell it online) until the start of this ep. That’s messed up.
-Ollie is one ugly showgirl.
-Chloe fighting is not natural.
-Nice the nods that Chloe gave to the other Big Two.
-Man I also thought she was going to say her new nickname is Oracle.
-I pegged Tess as a swallower not a spiter.
-Tess look good in that nightie.
-Nice fun ep but not all that funny. It could have been so much better.
In a look at the past, the six months after Young Peter was saved from the lake are examined, and secrets of Olivia’s past are revealed.
-I really like this ’80s ver intro to the show.
-Yeah, he’s not crazy he’s just dumb.
-Aww the young Peter and Olivia are cute around each other.
-Where did that body come from? The one that set Olivia off.
-I watch way to much horror;I thought when Alter walked up to his wife he was going to break her neck.
-Was that a watcher in the background when Alter was entering his work building?
-I hope they explain how Alter was in Walters office when Olivia went running in there to find him. That was more than looking though the mirror.
Glee-The Sue Sylvester Bowl Shuffle
It’s a big week for McKinley High; a local football championship takes place at the school with a thrilling half time show and Sue’s Cheerios attend a competition.
-Quin,Dumb Girl then Santana in order of hotness in the blue hair.
-Sue 31 my ass.
-I’ve missed Beists odd sayings.
-That does not sound like Puck singing.
-Rachel even scared me a bit when they all started fighting.
-Has “One Tree Hill” been canned like 2x now?
-LOL saqueen gown.
-Zombie Camp is now the title of a script someone is writing.
-Ninja poops! I have had a few of those.
-The oldies song in the zombie make up was sweet and creepy.
-I bet she can most def bring the pain.
-At least Dumb Girl is honest.
-OK their half time show was better than the Superbowls.
-AHHAH Bret Faves cell phone.
When Cuddy’s mother is admitted to Princeton Plainsboro and wants House off the case, House must come up with non-conventional methods to treat her. In the process he uncovers secrets which Arlene has hidden from Cuddy and her sister Lucinda. Meanwhile, House’s methods to treat Cuddy’s mother leads Masters to question her “by the book” stance on medicine, and Taub gets a second job from his ex-wife’s brother that takes a toll on him.
-Every time I hear the song “Mr.Sandman” I start to sing along.
-Home Coming Geek what a shock.
-HAHA Cuddys mom has done dirty photos.
-Cuddys’ sister is a decent looking chick.
-I think this is one of the few times that House had to cure on the DL.
-Now I know House has bugged more than one room within the series.
-Take his word on addicts lie;he’s still one.
-Anyone else laugh when House said it was lupus? I know I did.
-Shit this ep is just full of ethical and moral issues. I think it was right for Taub to got to the kids house.
-House is an evil fucking genius (House setting up Masters) and that is one reason why I love this show.
-Masters is now 100% Jimmy Cricket.
-Really liked how they used lighting in this ep.
Chuck-Chuck Versus the Seduction Impossible
Casey, Chuck and Sarah are sent to Morocco to rescue Roan Montgomery. Meanwhile Morgan plans to meet Alex’s mother and Mary spends some time with her family.
-Yes! John Larrouette is back.
-What a way to go indeed.
-They have the timing of everything down? That’s a bit messed up. It’s a baby so it’s most likely all three.
-Don’t worry Gen. there is none thing wrong with drinking in the middle of the day.
-HAHAHA FL. 2000.
-Chuck saying no is too funny.
-Oh you will belly dance and all of us geeks will enjoy it.
-Whoa now, what did touch?
-Damn that chick (the one who went to seal the deal) looks smoking in that outfit.
-There is no such thing as bad Three Stooges. Hell even with Curly Joe and Shemp it was funny. Sure they weren’t Curely but who is?
-Officially worse spies in the world. LOL.
-That is no chick that is a man in make-up. Casey you can do better than that.
-God I hope that Larrouette will be back more this season. His character is so fun.
-I am so watching Sarah belly dancing scene a few more times when this ep is over.
-Lord that was some firepower the Gen shot off into Roans room.
Glee-Silly Love Songs
Valentine’s Day brings romance for the Glee club couples and a Warblers performance brings Kurt and Blaine closer together.
-I may have gotten into it with a cop years ago. I had a hell of a temple when I was younger.
-God he did not just do the finger gun thing.
-Damn Rachel laid it out there. Good for her.
-What the fuck did she just spell? God damn my low level spelling ability.
-AWWW poor Kurt.
-Finns an asshole;Becky had tongue money!
-Shit Santana got man handled.
-Flash Mod Glee style.
-How the fuck can he get fired for something he had none thing to do with?
-Santana was rocking the candy stripper outfit.
-So Kurt is going to faking the big O.
-I’m going to hell:I was laughing when Tina was crying during her song. Oh well.
-Breadsticks is so The Maxx from “Saved By the Bell.”
Annas’ latest gift to Earth is “Concordia” but she’s really hiding an invasion fleet of breeding vessels. Eli sees “Concordia” as the perfect time to assassinate Anna and sets about convincing the Fifth Column to carry it out.
-That is a shitty looking cake.
-Yeah you’re also a shitty actor. (Ty saying he’s not kid a anymore.)
-Just give up the ass Lisa he will love you for it.
-Sounds like they are talking about mass rape.
-Erica looks freaking good in that dress.
-I wish this show will end.
-What a weak ass lizard he is.
No Ordinary Family-No Ordinary Double Standard
Jim refuses to let Stephanie help him stop a super-powered individual who is targeting her friend, she takes offenses and the two end up in a competition to take out the bad guy. Meanwhile, Daphne objects when Jim lets JJ date a senior, but won’t let her do the same. And Katie learns something unexpected about her boyfriend.
-Fuck the word Frak it’s all about Frell.
-Clearly Stephanie doesn’t recall the issues with the flame dude.
-Power Man and Iron Fist, AHHAHA. Who’s the bitch in that one?
-His powers are better.
-AHHA looks like I drew the pic that Steph did.
-JJ you fool shes like 25 or something like that.
-If I was that smoke guys I would just stair at Dr.Powell for a while.
-Daphs power set is developing nicely.
-I love how the gas ran out just as Mist Man solidified.
-Bout time that we comic fans get the story we want. King finding out.
Human Target-Marshall Pucci
The team continues their investigation into the death of Marshall Pucci and the mysterious woman in the photo with him, and what they discover may tear the team apart.
-Season finale. This show might not be back next season but I think it will.
That spread looks good.
-I hope Orange Chick doesn’t come back next season.
-The mistress looks like a druggie.
-I like the Evil Org take.
-Now the mistress doesn’t look like a druggie.
-Aww it’s the Gov’t. I would have liked it better if it was an Evil Org…. Well it is the Gov’t, so close enough LOL.
-C.I.A just opened a world of hurt…on themselves.
-NICE, Orange Chick is into role playing. Hot.
-The crow flying away was a nice touch for the BOOM scene.
-Hitting all those green lights;whats the Chance? AHHA yes I made that joke, want to fight about it?
Modern Family-Bixby’s Back
Claire and Phil decide to reprise their role-playing adventure from last year’s Valentine’s Day. Meanwhile, Jay’s surprise plans for Gloria keeps getting interrupted, and a secret admirer comes between Cameron and Mitchell.
-WTF, who calls them under-panties?
-LOL he can’t tell what his damn good looking wife is up too.
-AHHA “One fine little brown package.”
-Line of the week “I’m pretty good at catching things from women in bars.”
Community-Early 21st Century Romanticism
It is Valentine’s day at Greendale, Troy and Abed both attempt to get the attention of the school’s librarian and Britta tries to befriend a female student whom she believes is gay. Jeff finds himself hosting a party at his apartment and Professor Duncan invites himself over to watch soccer.
-The Barenaked Ladies is a decent band.
-LOL even I can’t force myself into watching soccer.
-Got Britta annoying the hell out of me.
-Chang looks like Waldo.
-Jeff still has a land line?
-That librarian is sexy as fuck.
-Britta can dance for me any day of the week.
Bones-The Daredevil in the Mold
A botched bike stunt leaves the remains of a BMX rider on a warehouse roof. Hodgins and the team at the lab investigate the skeleton’s multiple fractures, while Brennan and Booth interview the other stunt participants. Elsewhere, Sweets once again asks Booth’s advice about Daisy, and Booth comes to a decision about Hannah.
-Sweets and Booth seem to get a long pretty well outside of work.
-The fallen Angel joke is funny to Whedon fans.
-How cool would it be if it was really a crush test dummy? Very, that’s how.
-Dog Vomit Slime Mold sounds sick but would make for a good Death Metal Band.
-Bones is being a bit bitchy tonight.
-Isn’t a tooth a type of bone?
-Really Angela couldn’t draw that simple ramp? What kind of an artist is she? A bad one now.
-Sweet I was hoping he was going to toss it in the river or lake or pound or whatever it is.
Private Practice-Blind Love
Sam and Charlotte are faced with a life or death situation when Charlotte’s attacker, Lee Henry, show up at their hospital. Susan’s health is in jeopardy again and Bizzy begs Addison to do everything she can to help.
-Sister Shepherd frontal lobes are nice. That joke not so much.
- 1) Is wrong that I’m happy a rapist got stabbed 2) If I was Sam I would just start beating Lee and 3) People (normal ones) prob won’t have issues with that.
-It’s Ma Kent!
-Your moms a bitch and your better off without her.
-That’s going to leave one wicked scare and it’s going to be awesome looking.
-Sneaky Pete but I got to go with Sister Shepherd on this one.
-Didn’t see that ending coming;I was expecting Bizzy to just be gone when Addy showed in the morning.
Grey’s Anatomy-P.Y.T. (Pretty Young Thing)
Thatcher Grey, Meredith and Lexie’s father, returns to Seattle Grace with stomach pains and a new, twenty-something tattooed girlfriend, Danielle. Meanwhile, Alex clashes with the new OB, Dr. Lucy Fields, over a patient and Mark places Jackson on his service in exchange for information on Lexie.
-It looks like a moss smoothies.
-I hope that goo taste better than it looks.
-HAHA love the turnip nickname.
-New doctor is still as hell and has killer eyes.
-Yeah he’s going to be in pain very soon, lol.
-HAHAHA sex talkish scene was fun. I hope there’s more like that this ep.
-That wasn’t fair but it was smart.
-Damn Lexie looks like she can throw down when she’s mad.
-Chick is still over reacting. It’s going to take a way for me to recall that Docs name.
-Avery and Lexie will now be hooking up.
-LOL extra special vagina vote.
Outsourced-The Todd Couple
Todd gives his employees anger management training.
-Strike 1 Todd. Within 30sec, that has got to be a record.
-I’m not sure but I think that Yoga vid is offensive even to me.
-Undercover cops don’t have to tell.
-Manmeet’s double date scene was good.
-LOL but she can’t tie him out. Too funny.
-That was a very nice view. She looks good in red.
The Big Bang Theory-The Benefactor Factor
After meeting at a fund raising gala, an aged, but wealthy, Caltech donor makes Leonard ponder if he’s willing to have sex with her to secure another donation.
-The vampire type question was a good one.
-Hmmm tator tots…I could go for some with cheese and bacon.
-Windowless Vans are so hard to buy now in days.
-Sheldon and macho are not two words that you would think to say in the same sentence.
-They should test him again for being crazy.
-I bet the old lady has shag carpeting.
Martha returns to Metropolis to speak out against the V.R.A, but a sniper’s bullet brings her down. With his mother in critical condition, Clark’s friends try to cheer him up with videos showing Blur supporters. Meanwhile, the Earth-2 Lionel impersonates his dead counterpart and takes control of LuthorCorp back from Tess and Oliver.
-Lionel! Come on how can you not love him?
-Yeah like she’s buying that he just wants to be there for his family.
-They should have shown her getting shot.
-Nice touch whit the K-bullets.
-HELL YEAH! They aren’t fair and balanced! Fuck Fox “News” Network.
-What ep was the first one they called it Kryptonite? I can’t think of it.
-Oh is that all Lois?
-Earth-2 Lionel is just as evil and smart and Earth Primes’.
-Pretty sure Tess is going to try something long before CK get’s back.
-I love how this show is just full of strong/powerful chicks.
-Those peeps from the Beacon website did not feel like actors at all.
-WAHT THE FUCK!??! They’re turning him into Superboy (Lex clone)
Over There, a terrorist arms himself with a flesh eating insect, while alternate Olivia reunites with her boyfriend. Meanwhile, while determined to protect his universe, Walternate discovers there are some lines he won’t cross.
-I like these Altword eps.
-Gonna say that this one is going to be “X-Files” like.
-Yeah they need more eps with her unclothed.
-They could have made the first victim more gory.
-Alter won’t test on kids? Interesting.
-Foster is a good looking chick.
-No sheep in Altworld? Damn if they have any wool left at all it has got to cost some real cash.
-HAHAHAH she’s got a bun in the oven and I bet it’s Peters.
-Wow that last line “You are the mother of my future grandchild.” was spoken very creepily.
Chuck-Chuck Versus the Push Mix
Sarah attempts to free Mama Bartowski while Morgan and Chuck team up against Volkoff. Casey’s relationship with Alex begins to develop and Ellie deals with an anxious dad-to-be Devon.
-What the fuck? He’s never going to wear pants again?
-OK that spider bot does not fit the show.
-Oh god I want to unhear that as well.
-Eww bathroom prison.
-I’m all for tranq guns and any non-lethal firearms.
-HAHAH “I think I’m going to die in here.”
-I want to know if that was really Morgan or a different actor doing all the posing in the laser room.
-Fuck they got there faster than a pizza-man.
-Logical that Chuck was Orion but I was hoping it was a rouge comp program. Is that odd?
-Can Jeff get any more creepy?
-I would so see Jeffster in concert if I did the concert thing.
-Damn and I thought the floor buffer was going to be some villain or may be Orion.
Human Target-Kill Bob
A husband hires the team to protect him from his wife, who he believes is a Russian spy. Meanwhile, Ames tries to conceal a secret from Chance.
-HAHAH “I did have rap on in the car.”
-He’s a 49ers fan? I would have guessed Seahawks. Course they both sucked compared to my PHINS!
-Angie is a good looking chick. See was one of the leads on “Happy Town”
-Oh come on what they did in Vegas is not staying in Vegas.
-Whoa she didn’t invite Winston? Oh the reason is going to be funny I just know it.
-Could the stealing of the guns at the dinner table have been any more awkward?
-Did it seem like Chance and Angie were having foreplay?
-Why the fuck is she just at any random place in the office?
-The SUV gun fight scene was good.
-Chance loved once. If I recall it was the chick (Katherine) who went boom in the boat in the last ep of the season 1. Which by the way when are they going to bring that plot point full circle?
-Orange Chick had a very natural color to her tonight. Bout damn time.
Erica, who has a new partner, goes after the leader of the radical faction of the Fifth Column when they murder three Peace Ambassadors. As priests worldwide come out against the Visitors, Anna and Chad go to the Vatican to convince organized religion leaders that the Visitors are “of peace”.
-Did anyon else want it to be Ty would one of the ones that were hung upside down?
-No shit it’s dude who played Wagenbach on “The Shield” (Ericas’ new partner).
-The big guy in the door way of the church in the start looked like a fat Simon Pegg.
-Was that a lizard in the box?
-I have dreams that look like that painting.
-Maybe Ty will die by trying to get revenge.
-I actually thought Annas’ tail was going to come out and strike down the Father but only to get stopped by her mom.
-So who thinks Ericas’ new partner is Tys’ real dad?
-So they will work fast against Anti-V talk but not priest touching little kids. Go figure.
-I can’t wait for this show to end so something good can replace it.
Human Target-The Trouble with Harry
Private investigator Harry returns when Chance is hired to protect a rival security agency owner’s girlfriend. Meanwhile, two members of the team grow closer, and Ilsa goes on her first field mission.
-Damn that Sarah chick is good looking.
-Or a women? LOL that’s too funny.
-Is Ames trying to hook up with Chance? Guess not.
-HAHAH I could go for a very friendly chick.
-That is a nice office.
-That is working the core like no one business (Chance from table to desk).
-His face upsets her? WTF!?
-You just don’t see enough horse back escapes now in days.
-I love Guerrero belt buckle blades.
The Big Bang Theory-The Thespian Catalyst
Hoping it will make him a better teacher, Sheldon has Penny give him acting lessons. Raj has fantasies about Bernadette.
-What is with all the tweets in TV shows this week?
-HAHAHHA cutting herself again.
-I’ll be using k.m.m in some of my online convos now.
-I still can’t do a chin up…I don’t think.
-Oh god I want to know what Bernadettes’ messed up sexual needs are.
-Thank you! someone else who doesn’t understand Sci-Fis new spelling.
-The Bollywood scene was just crazy.
Bones-The Sin in the Sisterhood
The team investigates a corpse made to look like a scarecrow who had a very active married life. When Booth and Brennan interview his wives, it turns out they were sisters as well as sister wives whose jealousies caused all manner of un-sisterly feelings and behavior. There is also a relative whose beliefs about polygamy may provide a motive. Elsewhere, Cam worries about the stability of her relationship with Dr. Lidner.
-She waited 5hrs?
-AHHAH Bones was humping the table!
-11 kids? DAMN! Who wants that many kids?
-Damn the chick who took Booth and Bones to the gun is a bit bitchy.
-Why would anyone want more than one wife at a time?
-Cam can’t get a break can she?
-Yeah Angie that’s what I asked. 3 wives WTF!?
-I would enjoy revealing Cams sexual frustration.
-Yeah a person should only marry a person.
-Damn 3 pusses aren’t enough for the man;he has to go out and cheat.
-Oh yeah Hodgins the jump suit is sexy.
-Oh well if he bought you a nice car…
-All that making fun of the dead guy was to far out of both of those charitcers.
-This was an interesting ep.
Community-Advanced Dungeons and Dragons
Jeff becomes concerned about a fellow student and Abed proposes that they invite the student, “Fat Neil” to play Dungeons and Dragons with the group. Pierce, feeling left out, tries to take charge, disrupting the group’s plan.
-Oh my god I can’t wait to see this one.
-AHHA Jeff the Lair.
-Starting off well enough.
-LOL Chang is a Drow!
-God Britta can even ruin D&D.
-Eww ball rubbing.
-I like being excluding from time to time as well.
-AHHAHa a D&D player running for a candy bar.
-Is four the number of finger Anne can use fit in?
-Abed is bad at making names.
-I want them to do more D&D eps. Maybe a Rifts ep.
Todd rewards his staffers by taking them on a retreat; Tonya tries to help Charlie find a date.
-HAHHA the ghost customs.
-Good on Todd;I would have made the same move.
-Horse masterbaiting for a job has got to suck ass.
-Don’t think I could make it on an Indian train.
-A few of those chicks in the ladies only car looks like dudes.
Grey’s Anatomy-Don’t Deceive Me (Please Don’t Go)
Derek breaks ground on his Alzheimer’s clinical trial and Meredith can’t help but feel left out. Bailey’s attempt to take the hospital into the age of new media with live tweets from the OR does not go over well with the Chief. Callie, Mark and Arizona must learn to navigate through the pregnancy together, which starts off with Callie driving her new obstetrician crazy.
-LOL good think Callie has a line.
-Good luck telling Lexie. Shit is going to hit the fan.
-I would have loved it if it was a busty red-head. There isn’t enough hot red-heads have sex with other chicks on TV.
-”What the hell is a twitter?” I’m calling it right now, best line of the ep. How are they following a surgery in 140chachters?
-Lucy looks good. Seems like she could add to the show if they write her like this from this point on.
-Holy fuck Yang was touching a patients hand.
-Wow Lexie needs to shut up (O.R rant about twitter).
-OK maybe “I’m just trying to look at Bailey’s tets on the internet.” is the best line.
-Yang you evil evil bitch. I love you! (Yang faking a breakdown around Avery.)
-Some of those tweets sound longer than a 140.
-Shit Arizona was turning me on when you took charge at the end.
-I hope Lexie finished the cooking before she walked out because Mark is going to a full stomach for the oncoming hail storm of words form Lexis mouth.
Private Practice-Heaven Can Wait
While trying to keep away from Dr. Rodriquez’ advances, Addison helps Bizzy and Susan plan their wedding. Sheldon tries to help Charlotte get psychiatric help by sending her to his mentor and friend.
-Chances are if Na was into chicks she and Addy would be hooking up.
-3 TV set up NICE!
-The shrink that Charlotte is talking to is the dude who played Dean Cain from How High.
-HA that dude didn’t want to deal with Charlotte.
-I bet Sheldons’ world has just crumbled after his friend telling him what he does is a lie.
-HAHAH Pete was very honest with Addy;I like that about him.
-Yes Charlotte you are in fact very very fine!
In the aftermath of Hawkman’s funeral, the heroes are captured and released… and Black Canary believes that Chloe Sullivan is responsible. Clark and Oliver disagree on whether their friend and lover, respectively, is a traitor.
-Well I missed Lois and her don’t fuck around with me attitude.
-Good lord Canary has more hair styles than NBC has shows canned this season.
-White is not Choles’ color.
-Great a team of the ones (Martix shit and I do mean shit).
-How much better would this ep be if Bats was in it?
-Still don’t like how they make Deadshot look.
-That was the lamest Smallville chick fight this show has had and this show does chick fights like no other.
-That cross shot Deadshot did was pretty cool.
-Being Canaries lover when she’s having the big O has got to be killer on ones ears but oh so worth it.
-BULLSHIT he was not flying. It’s a V.R world it does not count!
-Just an EH ep. I did not like the whole Martix thing.
Fringe-Concentrate and Ask Again
The CDC calls in the Fringe team to investigate the death of a scientist whose bones were disintegrated by a mysterious blue cloud. Someone from Walter’s past reluctantly agrees to assist the team… despite their connection to Olivia.
-LOL one of the books was Dr.Spocks. That’s a baby raising book but it’s funny none the less.
-Aww that’s cute Olivia is jealous.
-That shit looked painful (the bones breaking).
-That was a weird question even for Walter. You scientist have done tons of bad things.
-Smart way to get off your diet.
-LOL, he’s calling from NH.
-That was an old Punch Buggy. You don’t see many of those anymore.
-42 more will crawl out because that is the meaning of everything.
-I kinda like that shade of lipstick on Olivia.
-Did not see Sam being a first and Pete has to pick what Olivia to go with and that’s going to pick what side lives;hot damn!
Human Target- The Other Side of the Mall
The team travels into suburbia during the Christmas season to protect a family under siege, and have to determine which family member is the target, and why.
-John Michael Higgins reminds me of William H. Macy
-I’m with Chance that would be hell even for me (them driving thru with all those X-Mas decorations.)
-The mother looks good. Very nice eyes and looks like she has a nice bum.
-Guerrero as the janitor is great.
-AHHA Winston gossiping with Rachel is funny.
-I’ve stapled my finger once years back.
-Did Orange Chick get more orange at the end of the ep than she did at the start of it?
NOTE: I will not be doing any reviews of any sort the week of 12/27/010
Glee-A Very Glee Christmas
It’s Christmas time at McKinley High and Finn tries to get everyone in the holiday spirit; Brittany needs no help because she still believes in Santa Claus. In other news, Sue scams the teacher’s Secret Santa.
-Of course she believes in Santa.
-Misfit toys,good choice, something diff.
-LOL making people hate Christmas and they would rather be learning? That was funny shit.
-If Puck won’t do something (Tell Dumb Girl that there is no Santa) you know its got to be bad.
-HAHA there were so many good lines during the Santa scene (Mall part).
-What’s Sue going to do with a soul?
-Don’t like how they’re (Kurt and his man) doing “It’s cold outside”
-The Grinch scene was fun but Becky took to much enjoyment out of it.
-Wam did Christmas songs?
-I like Finns Michael J. Fox jacket.
-And what’s more is that they both cheated on him with Puck.
-The 2nd Santa scene was a bit touching.
-I like to think Sue got Artie his power legs but I’m sure I’m wrong.
-Wish they did more of the classic Christmas songs but it was still a good ep.
No Ordinary Family-No Ordinary Sidekick
When George gets credit for one of Jim’s secret crime-fighting activities, animosity breaks out between the two friends. Meanwhile, Daphne suspects something is wrong with Katie’s new boyfriend, JJ discovers a problem with his powers, and Stephanie and Katie disagree over a personal matter.
-HA JJ is out of his league.
-Meta-sexual Wookie….that’s something I would like to see.
-LOL like a 14yr old Katie.
-I think the Detective will be like Lana from The Adventures of Superboy for the late 80′s. He will be trying to poke and prod and make Jim show who he is. The show ran from 88-92.
-WTF kind of GPS gives you distance in meters when you live in the states?
-JJs weakness is actually a very logical one.
-I’m gonna call him “Will” since I can spell the other name he picked.
-I really want to know what power set(s) “Will” has.
Human Target-The Return of Baptiste
To rescue a friend of Ilsa’s, Chance must break his mortal enemy, Baptiste, out of a Russian prison.
-Haven’t we seen this opening local in a diff ep?
-YES THEY”RE GOING TO KILL ORGANE CHICK!!!
-GOD DAMNIT! She’s still alive. I knew they wouldn’t kill her (least not yet) but I want her dead.
-Guerrero is saying no so you know it’s not a wise idea.
-HAHA he wants to get his watch back.
-Russian guard on plane should have gotten more screen time.
-I’m gonna smack you up. Really that’s the best you got?
-That was a good fight scene in the bar.
-Love the code-names they have for past jobs.
-Orange Chicks friend is good looking.
-He’s still going for his watch. Good.
-Winston,that was a great idea. HAHAH.
-Cognac is the best booze there is.
Modern Family-Dance Dance Relevation
A School dance is coming up and it will be a first for Luke and Manny. But, Jay and Phil think this is a big deal and it turns into an eventful day at the mall. Claire tells Gloria she doesn’t need her help with planning the dance with the parents’ dance committee. Cam and Mitchell are surprised when Lily doesn’t seem to be making friends on the playground.
-Blame the gays game. Sounds like a Republican game!
-Danny Trejo is the man but in this role who knows?
-Yeah they do make movies out of bad ideas. Ever heard of Twilight?
-I like her thunder.
-I could have done without this ep.
Bones-The Doctor in the Photo
Booth and Brennan investigate the mysterious death of a surgeon whose life and death challenge Brennan’s legendary objectivity. As the team sifts through the evidence, Brennan identifies more and more with the brilliant doctor and her life which makes her question some of her own choices.
-Flowering Dogwood sounds neat.
-They should have shown us what the chick looks like when Booth took a look at it the pic.
-Like the over head pan out when Bones was in the elevator. Gives a sense of loneliness on her part.
-LOL “Mom and Dad” are fighting.
-Bones looks good wet.
-OH WHAT THE FUCK they didn’t let us know if Micha was real or not. That bugs me. I for one hope he wasn’t. I hope he is part of Bones’ brain that she doesn’t use much.
While the Fringe team investigate the case of a man who had his heart extracted, Peter deals with the revelation of who he’s been dating for the last few months.
-A polite villain;we don’t get those often enough.
-I would be creeped the fuck out if someone woke up without a heart like that.
-Love Walters bluntness.
-That info is going to tare Olivia up (Pete tells her he was whit the other her).
-Astrid looks like she got some bug eyes tonight.
-No Eyes looks like something from a Jap horror movie. Good for Fringe.
-I don’t even want to know how Walter knows those aren’t human remains.
-They should have just kept Pete quite while Olivia walked away.
-Sweet the watchers are back. Yes I call them Watchers. Wana fight about it?
-This ep felt very much like X-Files.
The Big Bang Theory-The Alien Parasite Hypothesis
Amy crushes on one of Penny’s dim ex-boyfriends. Raj and Wolowitz argue over who’d be the better superhero
-And here I thought 42 was the best number.
-LOL can’t spell NPR.
-Who,Zack. Abbot and Costello moment!
-That was a sweet experiment.
Community-Abed’s Uncontrollable Christmas
Abed wakes up in stop-motion animation making him believe that the group must re-discover the true meaning of Christmas. With the help of Professor Duncan, the group explores Abed’s winter wonderland and soon discovers the truth behind Abed’s madness.
-I’m far from religious but it’s fucking Christmas.
-Oh man did anyone else notice how slanted the snowman’s eyes were and that the voice is Ken Jeongs? I really hope that shit was done with him knowing because then it would be funny and not super racist.
-LOST=lack of payoff. SWEET.
-What a freaking weird ep this was. Actually happy that they said Merry Christmas.
In the wake of the VRA’s passage into law and the spread of the Omega Tattoo, civilians begin rioting against vigilantes, including Green Arrow. Meanwhile, Slade kidnaps Lois and Clark turns to his allies Hawkman and Stargirl for help.
-That was a very romantic way to ask a chick to merry you.
-They got around to the question a lot faster than they did on Lois and Clark The New Adventurers of Superman.
-HAHA no one cares you’re getting hitched Lois. Well the fans yes.
-Nice little guest spot by Allison Mack (Chole)
-God damn I hate Cat.
-Not how it works anymore? Odd seeing you attacked him since he’s a vigilante. It’s almost like you and the rest who went after him are vigilantes.
-When’s Stargirl popping out?(office scene)
-Lois should have stood up and laid some 4-star ass-whooping on that VRA officers booty.
-Nice “G’I Joe” comment.
-HAWKMAN in full gear! Hell yeah.
-Hawkmans wings burn as he falls toward Earth. Damn the writers did a good job on that one. Go read up on Icarus and you will see why that’s just so damn cool.
-Captureing Slade in the symbol of El was lame.
-Glad they got rid of that ugly ass punk hair style Black Carney had the last time we saw her.
-The last scene was nice.
-How is it that this show which is a DC property doing the “Civil War” story like from Marvel so much better?
House- Small Sacrifices
A patient is admitted to Princeton Plainsboro after reenacting the Crucifixion. Meanwhile House and the team attend a wedding, Wilson’s relationship with Sam unexpectedly changes, and Taub questions his wife’s relationship with a member of her infidelity support group.
-See that’s why I think religious folk are nuts. Well that’s one of the many reasons.
-House is totally Cuddy’s bitch.
-LOL tat for tit. Took a sec to sink in.
-He should ask Sam at a strip club that would make for some good stories.
-Good religious jab there House. Gota use that on someone.
-That aqua blue dress looks good on Cuddy.
-Chase with the both of them? Good for him.
-OK how did “hurt feelings” give House an idea? I can understand all the rest but that one?
-The 3Some rule is a good one.
-I bet Taub has had a 3Some at least once.
The Event-Your World to Take
Dempsey sends his people after Sean and Leila as they try to find Samantha. Meanwhile, Sophia tries to deal with those of her people who disagree with her agenda.
-Really they’re clapping because they haven’t seem each other for so many years? Fuck this show pisses me off. I wonder what pisses me off more this or V.
-Really she bones with her bra on?
-what a little pussy that Thomas is.
-She should have shot him or ripped his head off.
-I admit I wonder why he was going for Leila.
Chuck-Chuck Versus Phase Three
In order to escape The Belgian, Sarah, Chuck, Morgan and Casey immerse themselves in the jungles of Southeast Asia. The Belgian’s mission is to discover more about the Intersect. Meanwhile, Ellie and Awesome dive into the secret Steven Bartowski left behind.
-LOL that’s some bad dirty talk “flash for me.” Come on!
-Thailand,is Chuck getting a sex change? Could be an interesting twist to the show.
-Don’t think you need to twist Casey’s arm.
-That rug is like something out of Get Smart.
-Morgans right no less than 9hrs sleep.
-That laptop that Ellie pulled out looks like it has an Autobots face on it.
-Yeah Morgan would hurt himself with bullets.
-I’ll still be her boyfriend.
-LOL Blond Shemale.
-No glass on the rope, fuck that.
-Of course Casey would be a regular there.
-To happy of an ending for Chuck. I mean he should have forgotten large chunks of his life. That would have made for a better story.
-Well I don’t think Ellie and Awesome have the Intersect otherwise they would have passed out.
Sue’s mother comes to town after years away which causes some revelations in the Sylvester family.
-HAHAH after all the kids in the class.
-Sue’s pulling a Rodman!
-Fucker is in high-school he doesn’t even know what he’s wearing tomorrow.
-Feed glitter to doves? Messed up.
-Wow Sue was reasonable with Kurt.
-16mins in and no songs.
-How many of them know what Manimal is?
-23mins before the 1st song;that’s the longest before the 1st song right?
-I don’t know how long I can deal with this reasonable Sue.
-Oh god they’re doing the dancing down the isle bullshit. That stuff has got to stop.
-I really thought that Kurts pop was gonna drop during the wedding. I was wrong. But I’m right on the dancing down the isle needs to stop.
-HAHA love Sues wedding dress, HAHAH.
-Didn’t really care for any of the songs tonight.
No Ordinary Family-No Ordinary Accident
Stephanie tries to determine why Jim has lost his powers; Katie gets a boyfriend; Mr. Litchfield catches JJ hacking into the school computer; and Daphne uses her powers to impress a boy.
-Gorges lady friend seemed to heal up nice and fast.
-That’s what you call a super cock block.
-AHHA mutton chops.
-Damn it I want some sushi now.
-If JJ was so smart he would have hacked it from home.
-WTF how did she not know she was drinking Vodka?
-The carjackers are jacking some nice cars.
-He’ll die because of you you jackass.
-Stephanie’s lip gloss, really? Well I like that it’s out of the box thinking but at the sometime logical.
-Fuck LORD OF THE RINGS it’s 18 hours of walking.
-”Will”s going to be The Hulk with all those injections.
Human Target-The Wife’s Tale
Chance hires himself as a bodyguard to a woman who he realizes is the widow of a man he was forced to kill seven years ago. Meanwhile, Ilsa discovers the secret of Chance’s business, while Ames persists in getting Guerrero to take her on as an assistant.
-Nice little flashback to start off the show.
-Cool M.C. Gainey has a guest spot in this ep.
-Isn’t Church paying for it anyways?
-I would take the tank now just for you know….to have.
-Why do chicks feel the need to look orange?
-If I was Guerrero I would lay some pain on the young new chick.
-I hope that’s the end of Orange chick.
-Fucking birthday passwords.
-Winston should still shoot her.
-Suplex through cement, OUCH!
-Orange Chick is so bossy she needs her vocal cords out and Ames talks to much and doesn’t know her place. Guerrero will teach her.
-Chances dog looks like s/he is just full of love.
Modern Family-Mother Tucker
Jay and Manny’s online diagnosis of Jay’s illness makes matters worse. A visit from Cameron’s mother sends Mitchell into a frenzy. Phil is more upset about Haley’s breakup with Dylan than she is.
-HAHAH only when she gets one right. Guess it doesn’t happen much.
-Cams mom is creepy.
-Feel the hurt through the phone? Hmmm odd.
-The doll joke never gets old.
-I would feel better if I could feel her (Gloria) if I was sick or not.
-Sounded like Haily’s mom was pimping her out.
When a campaign manager falls ill with liver failure and temporary paralysis in the midst of an election race, the team must look to the manager’s candidate and his surprising announcement in order to solve the case. Meanwhile, Cuddy forces House to hire a new female doctor, one who has a past connection to Taub.
-Nice H.R.G(Noah) from Heroes is on this ep.
-AHAH sausage fest joke from Cuddy.
-The Internet has TONS of breast.
-Holy shit I haven’t seen Small Wonder in years.
-Taub should have just shut the door in her face.
-Is Foreman starting to lightening up?
-She is getting morals and ethics a bit mixed up if you ask me.
-That’s a nice shirt Cuddy is wearing.
-Taub playing B-Ball is something I HAVE TO SEE.
-If they keep this writing up with Masters and House I think this will become my fav show….after Smallville ends.
The Event-I Know Who You Are
While Sophia and Thomas prepare for the next step on their mission, Sterling begins to see conspirators everywhere, including among his own people. Meanwhile, Sean and Madeline seek answers behind Leila’s abduction and Micheal’s coercion.
-Those are some dumb 7th graders.
-Why didn’t he just pull the damn trunks safety latch? It would have opened right up.
-Is Sophia like a Skrull Queen?
-So Thomas can just walk into a federal building and no one ask any questions at all? I’m amusing that hospital is a federal on anyways.
-I hope Blake shot his pop in the knee caps.
-This story has more security holes than a Window O.S.
-I’m just not feeling this show.
Glee-Never Been Kissed
It’s girls against boys this week after the women leave glee club. Puck gets out of juvie and strikes up a new friendship while Kurt considers transferring to another school.
-LOL the only two chicks in high-school that won’t put out.
-HAHAHA the mail man flashback!
-Maybe Kurt should have a sex change in the show. That should be for sweeps week.
-Is that Dumb Girls way of say he’s birthed?
-She-Hulk is better looking than Beiste.
-I like the jackets at Kurt’s new school.
-Two songs in and I’m not a fan how they are being done. The ep itself is good.
-OH GOD THE IMAGES OF BEIST is killing me.
-She’d cut her leg off if someone carped on it? OK I understand I would most likely do the same.
-Man if that shit worked in real life I would have chicks all over me. In regards to Kurt and Puck asking out Santana and Brittney.
-3rd song was done pretty good.
-Dumb Girl looked HOT in that black outfit as did Quinn.
-I was guessing the football dude was gay but I really didn’t think they would come out and say/show it. Nice touch writers.
-The mash-up the dude did was just down right bad. I have to go and listen to the original versions of those songs now.
No Ordinary Family-No Ordinary Visitors
Jim’s in-laws, Barbara and Allan, arrive for a surprise visit and Stephanie and Jim scurry to keep their powers a secret. However, they soon realize that something is going on. Meanwhile, Jim tries to track down some home invaders while trying to maintain his secret, and wants Daphne to help over Stephanie’s objections.
-I think the bread knife would have broke before it went thru the wood. It was fun to watch thought.
-Nice use of her powers. I think I would try and read the mind of a lost dog to help it get home.
-Hey it’s Dalton(Bruce McGill) from MacGyver more recently Law Abiding Citizen.
-Good sex is a superpower if you ask me.
-I would kick them out for snooping. Fucking snoopers.
-Good lord how old is that “kid” from the opening of the ep in his 30s?
-George definitely has a superpower if you ask me. That superpower is to make anyone feel dumb lol.
-Whats so wrong with drinking mid-day? A glass of wine is fine.
-They should let the family get injured so Daphne will learn not to stick her nose where it doesn’t belong.
Runnining Wilde-Best Man
Steve throws a Renaissance-themed wedding for Emmy and Andy.
-A min in and this is already a very cleaver ep.
-Books on bathroom floors are sick.
-How much money did all that cost?
-The Bard music is fun and the Iambic pentameter is the cherry on the sundae.
Bones-The Shallow in the Deep
A young man’s body is found in a sunken slave ship as the team attempts to put to rest the 150-year-old remains recently discovered at the site. Brennan and Booth’s investigation takes them to a cruise of another kind, inhabited by cougars. Elsewhere, Cam finds a personal link to the Amelia Rose, and Sweets has difficulty with the concept of platonic and Daisy put together.
-I can do that with my toes and it feels so good.
-How is Booth walking? That is a lot of damage.
-I think those bones are some of sickest looking “bodies” they have show on the slab over the course of the show.
-That NTI looks like cotton candy. Who’s hungry?
-Bone eating snot flower? Nic name.
-HAHAH Sweets got pimped out in a way.
-It’s half plus 7 Sweets not half plus 8.
-Bones on the prowler was fun to see.
-Damn that lady coming on to Booth was coming on so hard I think I broke my jaw.
-The Windows phone was just to blatant of an ad. Shame on you director person.
-I enjoy how they show their work on this show.
Annie’s favorite pen goes missing, and she suspects that someone in the group took it. Then study room is put on lock down, and Jeff starts conducting the investigation. Troy and Abed are especially anxious to get out of the room in order to make it to the Greendale Puppy Parade in time.
-LOL “three legs?”
-That’s a cute pup.
-Benny Hill is good.
-1984 is one of the few books I read when I was in High-school.
-Good to know that some chicks carry rubbers. I’d use all siz of them on her.
-HAHAH Troy is almost my hero now. If he had some good in there as well then he would be.
-And Abed is my hero. He is one of the best characters on TV right now.
-Really they didn’t notice a MONKEY!?
On This Side, 15 people across the Eastern Seaboard suffer amnesia after hearing the same radio frequency, and the Fringe team is called in. Meanwhile, Peter continues to work on the Other Side’s mass-destruction weapon and pursue his relationship with “Olivia,” unaware of who she truly is.
-5mins in and I’m not really interested.
-She’s prob very giving with oral and that’s why she got breakfast in bed.
-”Not theft if you own the company.” So true.
-Olivia sounded so sweet when she said good bye to Markham.
-Good tension building ep.
Greys Anatomy-Something’s Gotta Give
Top security measures go into place as a team of doctors, led by the Chief, try to save the life of a major political figure from the Middle East. Meanwhile Cristina decides to finally decorate her new place and throw a housewarming party, and Alex shows up late from a weekend getaway to his first day of rounds with the new Pediatrics Attending, Dr. Phil Stark.
-That is way more boxes than I would have guessed Yang to have.
-Alex has a nice car.
-Mark is oddly fascinated with Yang quitting.
-I’d go with April.
-Yang is going crazy. This should be fun to watch.
-No shit Dr.Stark is the voice of X The Eliminator on Harvey Birdman:Attorney at Law and other cartoons. Cool, but everyone prob knows him from Ghostbusters 2 he played Poha.
-All this Bono stuff is funny.
-That slow push on Avery when he was on the phone with Bailey was very 90′s made for TV movie-ish.
-That’s a nice set up in Yangs house.
-Don’t know if I like Callies hair.
Private Practice-What Happens Next
Addison works to keep what really happened to Charlotte a secret because Charlotte decides to remain silent as she deals with the emotional toil the assault is having on her. Cooper and the other doctors are faced with their own inner demons as a result of Charlotte’s attack.
-I like Sister Shepherds filterlessness.
-Did not expect the Shaman thing in this ep or well the series at all.
-Nice to see the dude get beat once.
-No Vi is totally nosy.
-Got a little misty eyed at the end when Charlotte asked for help.
Outsourced-Home for the Diwalidays
Todd has to tell his employees they cannot have time off for Diwali, a holy day in India.
-There’s really a flying monkey?
-HAHA Spring Break before MTV got a hold of it. So freaking funny.
The Big Bang Theory-The 21-Second Excitation
The guys camp out in line to see a print of Raiders of the Lost Ark with 21 extra seconds and are outraged to see Wil Wheaton and his friends being allowed to skip the line. Penny and Bernadette invite Amy to their girls night.
-”Thriller” is scary?
-21 seconds is really just a fuck you from the movie maker.
-What the hell is a tilted uterus?
-I like Jar-Jar.
-I too would like to know her aureola circumference.
-The chase scene was too short.
-This was a funny.
After seeing a video of her dead mother, Lois goes to the Fortress to make a fateful decision. Meanwhile, Clark and Tess investigate a mysterious orphanage tied to Tess’ past, and confront the headmistress, Granny Goodness, and one of her wards, Harriet.
-Terri Hacther has a guest spot in this ep as Lois’s mom. She played Lois in Lois and Clark:The New Advnetures of Superman.
-I like that nighty that Tess is wearing.
-Where are they going to find a VHS player?
-Oh Goodness, it’s Granny Goodness.
-They still have a working VHS player? COME ON even for a comic book show that’s far fetching.
-It’s Granny’s Female Furies and they look like they can kick some ass.
-”Claws”(Mad Harriet in the comics) there is a good looking chick.
-Shelby has aged but is still a cute dog.
-Human or not Lois knows how to push buttons.
-I don’t like the fact that CK called it HIS team.
-Helan Slater is holding up very well.
-When the limo pulled up I knew it was Lionel just because of what Granny said earlier “They were too powerful” and really how many people are really powerful enough to strike fear in the hearts of anyone in Smallville/Metropolis?
-Almost half way into the season and it’s just starting to feel like the final season.
I will not be doing talking points for UNDERCOVERS since it got canned.
Martinez and Sterling suspect a traitor when someone within their organization undermines their deal with Thomas. Sean meets up with Madeline, a conspiracy theorist, who is also investigating Leila’s disappearance. And Simon must choose when his loyalties to the detainees conflict with his responsibilities as a member of Sterling’s team.
-How did Simon get a hold of the isotope? The logic leap is to large to think that he would know just what isotope and where it was kept and him having the ability to get it for me to buy.
-Can animals pick out the non-human humans like Sophia?
-Leila isn’t even trying all she’s doing is making a mess.
-The only mystery about this show is when are they going to give us a mystery.
-I like the show but it just does not feel like it’s leading us anywhere.
Chuck-Chuck Versus The Aisle of Terror
Chuck, Sarah, Casey and Morgan are sent on a mission to stop Dr. Stanley Wheelright from releasing a toxin that causes nightmares. The mission makes Team Bartowski suspicious of where Chuck’s Mom’s allegiances lie. Jeff and Lester make Halloween plans for the Buy More while Ellie and Awesome get a visit from Awesome’s mom.
-Robert Englund guest stars in the ep.
-Shes not old just not really up to date.
-The first black and white movie clip was from House on Haunted Hill.
-Morgan Fairchild is holding up well.
-I bet the ladies just loved seeing Jeff whit his shirt off.
-That is a very nice hostess dress she is wearing.
-That’s one nice looking ride.
-The actor who plays Jeff should really get some roles where he plays a straight up psycho.
-Mr.Englund is one scary actor.
-Oh they most def made him sound a bit like Freddy.
-Anyone else thinking that Chucks mom is Volcof?
-This ep could have been so much better with the nightmare angle.
-I got a bit misty eyed during the course of this ep.
Glee-The Rocky Horror Glee Show
The Glee kids perform songs from the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
-This should be a fun ep.
-Damn I wish they would have just dropped the story this week and just did a pure Rocky Horror ep.
-Nice they got Barry Bostwick and Meat Loaf to do cameos. For those that have never seen The Rocky Horror Picture Show 1)Shame on you and 2) They were both in the movie. Barry played Brad while Meat played Eddie.
-I like that pumpkin carving. I wonder how long it took them to do it.
-How can he survie on that diet?
-Mercedes did a good job as Dr. Frank-N-Furter.
-Brittney looks good in that red shirt and the reddish hair doesn’t look bad on her.
-The “Toucha Toucha Toucha Me” part was fun.
-I think she will cut him if he doesn’t get her some chocolate.
-The rewording of the songs were not bad at all.
-Good ep but could have been so much better if it left out the stroy of the show and just did Rocky Horror.
No Ordinary Family-No Ordinary Earthquake
Jim comes across someone else with powers, but isn’t using them for the greater good.
-Life saving Jenga. Not something I thought I would ever hear in my life time.
-That red head Gorge was talking to sounds like someone from a cartoon I watch but I can’t place the voice.
-Katie is a total geek.
-Is it just me or was it weird not seeing naked chicks in a locker room?
-Oh come the fuck on so now J.J is “THE ONE”!? Fucking Matrix bullshit. Why’d they have to go and make parts two and three? It was good at just one.
-Well at least it’s not a chick teacher who was sleeping with a student.
-If Rebecca lives I’m gonna call her Shiver and I bet you all were thinking I was gonna call her Quake.
-I’ll give her an Earthquake she’ll never forget.
-Oh nice turn on the teacher angle. He wasn’t doing the student but the students mom.
-If Dr.Kings mystery man was seen at the end of that ep that would have been great. It would have meant that they are pushing on with the main story. You can tell they are little each week but I think they need to really get it going so they don’t end up like Heroes. By that I mean stuck half way thur a season and not really made any head way.
Claire, in her love for Halloween, makes the house look spooky for the trick or treaters. She wants to give each family member a role to play, but many problems come up to prevent it. Cameron hates Halloween because of a traumatic childhood experience, Mitchell had a bad day at work, and Gloria is acting weird because Jay and Manny teased her accent.
-Nice trick. Good way to start off the ep.
-Very nice kitty. HA rough tongue!
-Sleep hits him HAHAH.
-They should give Gloria chest their own show.
-Damn Haley is working the costumes. Relax everyone shes 19/20 in real life.
-I still feel dirty thinking that she’s hot in those outfits.
-This was easily the weakest ep this show has had. It had it’s moments but none thing that really gave you a deep gut laugh.
Steven and Samantha are shipped off to Tuscany, with the task of capturing Xerxes, along with a painting in which he has concealed a formula for a biological weapon.
-Hoyt is so in love with the maid. It’s cute.
-He would have to be listening to a ton of Motown. I think I want to listen to some Motown now.
-You just know that Hoyt will have his own ep this season because of someone misidentifying him. That’s going to be one fun ass ep.
-Aww poor Hoyt you could see his heart break.
-Not really much to say about this ep.
The Big Bang Theory-The Irish Pub Formulation
A visit from Raj’s sister coincides with Leonard becoming secretive.
-Raj’s sister is damn good looking.
-Airplane germs are worse than non-airplane germs.
-Text based adventure games suck for people who can’t spell….like me.
-Funny ep but I’m disappointed that it wasn’t a Halloween ep.
When some of the Greendale staff and students ingest a bio-hazardous substance, they start to develop flu-like symptoms and turn into zombies. The group will have to save the others and themselves when the Dean locks them in with the infected.
-Annie as Little Red Riding Hood = hot.
-And what’s wrong with Comic-Con?
-We found out Starburns name.
-Abed should be well equipped to deal with zombies.
-Abba playing during the outbreak was a nice contrast.
-That’s a ninja cat if I ever saw one.
-George Takei is the man.
-This was a real neat ep.
Grey’s Anatomy-These Arms of Mine
A documentary crew visits the hospital six months after the shooting to document the road to recovery for doctors and patients; Meredith helps Cristina put on a brave face for the cameras.
-If they do a clock on the bottom of the screen it will be way to much like that M.A.S.H ep.
-An arm transplant?
-”Yes Dr.Yang and my wife sometimes have sleepovers in the same bed while I’m in it.” Was so funny and the look he had on his face just made it that much more funny.
-Oh cool they’re tying up the story line with Mandy Moores character.
-That alarm system has got to go.
-Alex is just a bit sweetie isn’t he?
-The arm becoming pink was cool to see.
-This was one hell of a well crafted ep. Wins, loses and everything in between happened tonight.
Private Practice-All in the Family
A comatose, pregnant patient puts a strain on Addison and Sam’s relationship when they disagree over treatment. Pete and Charlotte are in an ethical dilemma about whether to reveal an auto accident victim’s HIV status. Violet gets caught up in Lucas’s first Halloween which puts her at odds with Pete’s family.
-I bet she does taste great.
-Sex embargo’s on everyone this ep? Lets see how long that last.
-She really should have tried harder.
-I’m with Pete she shouldn’t be looking for his brother.
-Another ep with not a lot really going on but damn next week looks intense.
Todd throws a Halloween party.
-The naughty school girl is a fav of mine.
-You know whats really funny is that Todd is drink a soda called PC Cola and this show is anything but PC.
-Mounted in the kitchen, classic!
-Manmeet for shame. That nurse is a hottie.
-Glad they fit in the chainsaw.
To protect his girlfriend, Clark tricks Lois into leaving town on a story. When she realizes what’s going on, they argue but an accident strands them in the middle of nowhere. Meanwhile, Tess tries to find a cure for Alexander, who is suffering from rapid aging because of his unnatural origins.
-HA chop block her.
-This is Smallville or The Village?
-That ham looks amazing.
-Now it’s turning into Children of the Corn.
-Damn Lois hit on like 4 diff movies in that little speech of her.
-The ep was just all right but Kid Clone (Lex) was creepy good. If he stick with acting he’s going to be huge.
When an infant suffers breathing trouble and liver failure, House and the team must look at the medical history of the mother in order to find an answer, and ultimately land on a discovery that forces the mother to jeopardize not only her child’s health but her own. Meanwhile Taub and Foreman must find a new female doctor to fill the spot vacated by Thirteen. House and Wilson learn a thing or two about parenting while caring for Cuddy’s daughter.
-The black nurse she was Will Smiths mom in Fresh Price of Bel Air right?
-Weird cam work in the first 3mins. Hope it doesn’t go on like this the whole show.
-House is an ass and that’s why I like him. Having Foreman hire someone then firing that person is classic.
-With the way they are using the Asian doc I’m guessing she’s going to be the next doc.
-House and Wilson in the little kids room was some of the funnest that show has be in a while.
-Cuddy looks good in short shorts.
-Bathroom sex is disgusting. All those germs and open holes can not be a good thing.
-How the fuck do you give a baby cancer?
-Well if cancer can cure cancer then we shouldn’t have cancer. I wonder how many real life cases like here’s there have been. Two cancers that are treating each other.
-So we don’t get an Asian for a doc.
The Event-Casualties of War
While the C.D.C tries to deal with the captive’s contagion, Martinez and Blake try to negotiate with Thomas. Meanwhile, Simon talks to Sophia about Thomas, and Collier closes in on Vicky and Carter.
-Yeah we are no where near where we should be teach wise.
-iPhones and AT&T don’t mix. Then again iPhones are not that good to start with.
-Oh shit Martinez grew some balls.
-God Vicky is super fine.
-Even with the gun fight I found this ep pretty unEVENTful.
Chuck-Chuck Versus the Couch Lock
When Casey’s former team returns looking for him, Chuck must decide what he’s willing to sacrifice in order to find his mom. Elsewhere, Morgan works up the nerve to reveal a potentially dangerous secret to Casey.
-Sweet Eric Roberts is a guest star so is the emo squint from Bones.
-Wine and MtG? Could be a fun night.
-Yeah Casey could so take the A-Team.
-He’s going to use blow fish toxin? WTF is wrong with him. Even in a very diluted state that shit can kill like 20 full grown males. Poor fact checking writers very poor.
-Oh and I’m calling that Morgan tells Casey about him dating Alex while Casey is “dead” and Morgan just doesn’t know.
-Well so far I’m wrong about Morgan not knowing.
-Was that Onigo Boingo playing while the agents were setting up? I think it was. Great group.
-Seriously I don’t know why Eric Roberts isn’t a bigger star than he is. He rocks any role he does.
-They asked if they should shoot the cat? Fuck them and shoot them. Don’t care in what order.
-Only Casey could walk away from blow fish toxin.
-Pizza sounds good but I’m eating buffalo mozzarella sticks. Oh and it’s 5am.
-Of course Jeff knows that dumpster.
-That was a way better way to tell Casey about him dating Alex.
-I think Casey is actually hurt that Morgan was hiding the fact he was dating his little girl.
-”Only three seconds.”
-I hope they have more eps with Alex and Morgan and Casey. That shit will be funny.
Running Wilde-The Party
Steve sets out to prove to Emmy he can be less extravagant by throwing an environmentally friendly soiree.
-WHAT THE FUCK they dirtied up a good ham?
-Fuck them for messing up ham!
-I bet she(Emmy) looks good without clothes on.
-The fountain with the colored lights looked good on the water.
-I kinda like what Faa’da is wearing.
-?A kid can’t have fun…hmmm ok?
-Cocaine ball! I know a few folks who would like that.
-NA Beer is for quitters!
No Ordinary Family-No Ordinary Vigilante
Jim is mistaken for a vigilante while trying to protect people in the park at night. Meanwhile, Daphne uses her powers to get herself invited to a party she normally wouldn’t have been considered for.
-That sounds like a fun park to visit.
-If I was J.J I would so tell that teacher off.
-I dig how they show J.Js power in action.
-Whoever didn’t see the flower being the cause of their powers raise your hands and then smack yourselves with a rotten fish.
-I think that black kid is going to be J.Js only friend on the football team for a while. I think his # is 59.
-Hmmm is that teacher working for Global Tech or is he off on his own just trying to figure out what what’s going on with J.J?
-Does meth go good with beer?
-That seemed to be a little much to catch on baddie.
Undercovers-Not Without My Daughter
Steven and Samantha are assigned with finding and instigating the defection of a North Korean Physicist, who has invented a device capable of changing an object’s matter.
-LOL he created air.
-People still rock a jerry-curl?
-Technically a virgin? They need to expand on that.
-Just realized who the physicist is. It’s Dr.Wen from Scrubs.
-That was painful for Shaw to say.
-These mushy endings need to stop.
-This show is still on the chopping block but Chase gets picked up? Something is really wrong with that.
In an attempt to reconnect the family, Phil and Claire challenge the family to see who can abstain from using their electronic devices the longest. Meanwhile, Mitchell and Cameron attempt to get Lilly into the best pre-school and Gloria deals with the neighbor’s barking dog.
-My cock wants to fight Gloria.
-LOL she went to church in hooker heels.
-He’s had 5 of those and he’s still able to sit down?
-They really know how to dress Gloria.
-I want Gloria to taste my pickle.
-HAHAHHA the poker comparison was so funny.
-Holy shit I don’t ANYONE saw the soap phone coming. Brilliant!
Grey’s Anatomy-Almost Grown
As part of their training, Seattle Grace’s residents are put in charge; the attending surgeons compete for a million-dollar grant.
-So color of the scrubs indelicate their levels?
-They can show tits on TV as long as they are on dudes? That’s messed up.
-Mark is looking a lot more gray this week.
-LOL her puss isn’t sour. That sounded so funny.
-Damn Owen was laying it on hard to the Chef.
-Yang should go home already.
-Well played Avery.
-They’re just piling up on drama at the start of the 2nd half aren’t they? Yes they are.
-Altmen looked like a damn skeleton this ep.
-I hope they show the training of the trauma expansion.
-Next week looks really good.
Private Practice-In or Out
Addison butts heads with a new oncologist while treating a newborn with a malignant tumor; Pete is uncomfortable when Violet tries to help a parolee.
-I will lay Sister Shepherd
-Just ten mins? OK!
-Damn Sheldon sounds like he’s got more than a porn star.
-They all looked like hungry shakes when they found out about his….gift.
-Is it messed up that in 10mins the only thing I really have to talk about is Sheldon’s cock? That can’t be good.
-Well if Charlotte is talking good about Sheldon maybe I want to get whit him.
-HA she got turned down! I wouldn’t turn her down.
-This is a pretty dull ep so far.
-Really Sheldon’s mad that Vi toss that he has a huge one?
-I believe Sheldon when he says he’s as good as he says. It’s very fucked up that I’m focusing on Sheldon and his sexual powers but I don’t care.
The Big Bang Theory-The Desperation Emanation
Leonard is depressed to realize all the other guys have girlfriends, while he doesn’t. Amy wants to introduce Sheldon to her mother.
-Like the Green Arrow shirt that Sheldon is waering.
-That’s a nice little comic book store.
-They us words of the day? So very weird.
-I want to know how many takes it took to do the running down the stairs scene.
-The screwed joke was a bit long but it was worth it.
-Indeed bitches be crazy.
-Leonards date was to much to handle in a bad way.
-The sex that Sheldon has can not be good at all. Prob very funny to watch but just not good.
Outsourced-Touched by an Anglo
A box of sexual novelty items arrives at the call center and Todd notice some people in the group felt uncomfortable with the products. Then, Todd calls his boss and learns that he was supposed to give a sexual harassment seminar to his group at his arrival. The next morning, Todd learns that someone already filed a complaint and he tries to make things right but only ends up making them worse.
-Product testing is always good.
-HAHAH pecker pistol! HAHAH
-He shots his gun fast doesn’t he.
-Ashas fast glance down to see if he was hard was a good call on thier part.
-AHHAH he shot his milk!
-Wow he sounded like the dude WKRP in Cincinnati from a second.
Community-Messianic Myths and Ancient Peoples
Shirley wants to make a religious film, and when she wants to get input from Abed, Shirley finds out he is already planning on making one of his own. Pierce becomes aware of his age in comparison to the rest of the group, and is recruited by another group of students closer to his age.
-AHHA Auto Tune.
-17million want to see a fart while only 9 want o go to church…sounds about right to me.
-I think that Charlie Kaufman comment was lost on most of the viewers.
-Awww poor Shirley.
-Shirley went all Office Space on equipment.
-This ep alone could be talked about for ages to come in film/tv classes.
Thanks to an Egyptian relic, Lois gains superpowers and goes on a crime fighting spree… bringing her to the attention of Cat Grant, who assumes Lois is Blur. Meanwhile, Oliver and Clark have no choice but to turn to Tess for help when dealing with Lois when she gets in over her head.
-GA girls! LOL I bet Tess wishes is was one….or not. OK the or not part.
-I want that cereal box.
-I hate Cat but damn does she and Lost play well off of each other.
-Lois sounds like she’s using her “come over lover” voice when she’s doing Isis.
-They better at least make a reference to Black Adam this ep.
-I swear Tess said Skrull and not squirrel.
-Tess is fucking losing it this season.
-Nice way to reference Black Adam.
-That was a very sweet and touching moment Tess had with Alexarder.
-Lois telling Clark in not so many words was a nice moment as well.